Well, as it is in my nature to try and be funny. We’ll try and inject a bit of humour.
Mother Superior was taking a bath. There’s a knock on the door.
She says, “Who is it?”
A male voice responds, “The blind man.”
After a few moments of deliberation the nun says, “Come in.”
The man enters and says, “Nice tits, Mrs Nun. Where do you want me to hang the blind?”
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