I was only going to put in a joke a week on this blog. But I had this sent to me by e-mail from my Brother-in-Law this morning. And it amused me, a lot. I have not seen it before which is unusual with today’s internet, as things have a habit of coming round again, and again………
“I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes (encountered) with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends in Southport and had a few too many glasses of some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!”